Not nice, fellas

17. august 2011 at 21:05 | Thalia Contostavlos |  Archie´s Thoughts

.....I just don´t seem to get over it. I hate when people (especially cops) call me ´Archibald´ just to sound official. My name is Archie Goodwin. Nothing more and nothing less. No one simply calls me Archibald. There was time, when Orrie tried to and the only reason it didn´t make me angry was just because I knew, it was his intention. But I made sure that he´d never call me that again.
.....I would be very grateful if all the police officers would just stop whatever important thing they´re doing and listen: "If you want to look official, call me ´Archie Goodwin, PI and the confidental assistant of Nero Wolfe, living on West 35th Street 912, New York´. You can also add my birthdate and birthplace if you want."
.....Did you get it? Yes? Good. I´ll buy you a lollipop ...

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